Sing a Song of Telemedicine

(To the tune of When I’m Sixty Four)

When I get older, thinking of health, just two years from now
Seeing my doctor via video chat, manage my vitals, ten seconds flat

Hey Dr. Dermo is this a mole? Or is it something more?
Manage my bills, reminders for pills, when I’m sixty four

You’ll be older too. And if you click right here, this can work for you.

Videos for exercise and good things to eat, keep me fit and trim
Feeling kind of sickly at a quarter to three, need that prescription waiting for me.

Asking an expert is it sleep apnea? Or just a very bad snore?
Manage my plans, sharing my scans, when I’m sixty four.